Wishes, SMS, Jokes

Raju Ek Sadhu Se Bola: Baba,
Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,

Koi Upay Batao,
Sadhu: Beta, Upay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyun Banta?

Doctor (Ladke Se):- Tum Har Roz Subah-Subah Bahar Khade Hokar,
Auraton Ko Kyun Ghoorte Ho?

Raju:- Ji, Bahar Likha Hai,
“Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Time, 9:00 Am – 11:00 Am Hai,”

Raju: Voh Ladki Mujhe Dekh Ke Muskura Rahi Hai.
Pappu: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi,

Jab Maine Pehli Baar Tunhe Dekha Tha,
Toh 3 Din Hanssi Nahi Rok Paya Tha..

Santa Ne PCO Pe Jaate Hi PCO Wale Ko Do Thappad Laga Diye,
Socho Kyon ?

Kyun Ke PCO Ke Bahar Likha Tha,
Dial Karne Se Pahle Do Lagayein…

Santa Went To Battery Shop And Asked To Change Battery.

The Shopkeeper Asked: Exide Laga Dun ?
Santa: Doosri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya ?

Family Planning Ke Doctor Ne Gaanv Waalon Ko,
Jama Kiya Aur Apne Bhasan Ke Beech Mein Kaha :-

“Bharat Mein Har Teen Minute Baad Ek Aurat Bachhe Ko Janam Deti Hai,
Aap Hi Bataiye Is Bhayanak Samasya Par Kis Parkar,

Kabu Paya Ja Sakta Hai ?”
Bheed Mein Se Ek Aawaj Aayi :-“Pahle Us Aurat Ki Talash Karni Chahiye,”

Ek Lamba Takda Bahut Hi Mota Aadmi,
Darji Ki Dukan Par Pahuncha,

Darji Ne Badi Kathinayi Se Naap Lekar,
Haanfte Huye Kaha :-“Janab Is Shervani Ki,
Silayi Ke100 Rupye Lagenge,”

Parantu Tumne Toh Phone Par 50 Rupaye Bataye The,

Darji Pasina Ponchhte Huye:-“Ji Haa Bataye The,
Sherbani Ke Bataye The, Shamiyane Ke Nahi,”